There's no such thing as "saving room for dessert" at a meal. Everyone knows it just goes into your special dessert stomach.
A new survey found the EXCUSES people give when they don't like your Thanksgiving cooking and they want to get out of eating it.
And the top three are: I'm saving room for dessert . . . I had a big breakfast . . . and I'm on a diet.
The survey also found the top five "Thanksgiving fails," and they are . . .
Not having all of the cooking done on time . . . overcooking the turkey . . . not having enough chairs . . . forgetting the cranberry sauce . . . and spilling something on the floor.