Thanks to the Internet, I learn something new just about every day. Is it constructive? Is it useful? Rarely. Case in point: Today, I learned about BUTTHOLE EYES.
What are Butthole Eyes, you ask . . . (Not because you WANT to, but because you CAN'T NOT)? That's when someone has sunken eyes with dark rings around them. Yeah, kinda gross, but you can totally picture it, right?
Anyway, the reason we're even talking about this is because the website Barstool Sports wrote an entire article about PETE DAVIDSON having them.
ARIANA GRANDE was quick to defend him, saying, quote, "Y'all do kno this man has an auto immune disease . . . right? . . . Like you do understand what you're doing when u do this right? Jus wanna make sure."
Now, Pete does have Crohn's disease, but Ariana may have been hasty in blaming Pete's "butthole eyes" on it. The "New York Post" spoke to a gastroenterologist who said there's no direct connection between the two.
He says Crohn's causes dehydration, which is what causes the sunken eyes. But once you rehydrate, you should return to having normal, non-butthole eyes.