If you're having trouble sleeping, what better solution is there than listening to Steve Urkel sing you a lullaby?
The number is 1-888-890-2040. And when you call, you can pick one of nine different random sounds that, they say, will help you out.
Those sounds are: The ocean . . . wind chimes . . . sounds of the '90s . . . a hypnosis treatment . . . a motivational speech . . . a grandma who misses you . . . the history of the cocktail wiener . . . Steve Urkel singing a lullaby . . . and a conference call.